This classic story comes from a stylist who just heard it in the prop house rumor mill – so we can’t really vouch for its authenticity… but here goes. Long ago in the halcyon days of magazine publishing, when the expense accounts flowed like champagne down the marble steps of a penthouse suite, a stylist was busily packing up props at home to ship to a shoot. Everything was wrapped and carefully boxed up, the boxes were taped, and the assistants packed them in the cargo van to drive to the shoot, somewhere in the snowy wilds of frozen New Hampshire. I think you can see where this is going…
Somewhere along the way, at a random rest stop in remote Massachusetts, the lowly assistant turned off the van and went to fill up the tank when she heard what sounded like a cat. And it was coming from the back seat. I can’t even imagine the look of creeping horror that came over her face as she searched through the boxes and realized that the cat was somewhere inside the props! At this point the only natural course of action was to get out the box cutter and very delicately open the top. Huge mistake. The cat launched out like a jack in the box, mad as hell, and sprinted out of the van and somewhere into the dark woods behind the gas station.
At this point, there is really one rational course of action. Walk away and pretend you didn’t see anything. Kidding. Probably. But no, this was the most loyal of assistants who would go to the ends of the earth to retrieve a scared and confused cat from the haunted woods that were probably filled with zombies. So, she spent the next 3 hours frozen to the bone trying to find that damn thing. And finally, miracle of miracles, she did. It had gone back to the station and was inside drinking a bowl of milk on the floor, and had probably been there the whole frickin time. Back in the box and back on the road, the cat spent the next week enjoying tons of attention on set while the assistant quietly kept her walking pneumonia to herself. And so, the moral of this story: get a dog!






































