When you go to the genius bar at the Apple store, all you're going to get is a reinstall, a software update, and some germs from the guy in front of you who can't be bothered to clean his greasy iTouch. Ew.
When you come to Big Leo, genius bar means one of these bar cookies styled by Carrie Purcell
. Perfection in a neat little rectangle. Delectable and smart. Genius.