For the August issue of Better Homes and Gardens, Mariana Velasquez traveled all the way to the wilds of Columbus, Ohio with photographer Quentin Bacon.  To the mythical land of ice cream socials - a place that only exists as a shimmering oasis in my heatstroke hallucinations.  If anyone out there is planning something like this, email me immediately.  I will also accept donations of Jeni's Splendid Ice Cream.